I hope all my fans are fantastique……..I am
of course as you would expect
very own lump of gorgeousness continues to develop and
mature in a childish kind of way.
for these adventures we have two bits of fun to tell you
about?? Well, to be honest one of them was fun for ME
and not so much for ‘him’ who got told off
for me getting clogged up with mud.
couldn’t see the problem because you lot have mud
baths and yet when I did I got told off, but not as much
as ‘he’ did!!
owners have spent ages talking (YAWN) about this thing
called Fair Game Show which is an event somewhere else
and we have to go in the Subaru to get there. Brilliant,
I love travelling out as it means fun, fun, fun.
this event or whatever it is, is held at Ragley Hall in
Warwickshire (it says here) and from the piccies I’ve
seen it looks to be a bit of fun for a sweety pie like
am after all, the frogs’ legs!!!
let us start with this Fair Game thing……..
Dearest One is whispering in my ear – hang on a
OK then so it’s not Fair Game peeps, sorry about
the confusion – it is apparently called “
CLA Game Fair
It’s at Ragley Hall Warwickshire
And is on from the 19th of July through to the 21st of
(CLA – Country Land & Business Association)
Bleu peeps – can you believe the level of intelligence
in one so young!! Yea ok so I copied that from The Dearest
One…but now I know what I’m talking about
I can tell all you peeps out there that Claude Barbet
will be there for all 3 days!!!
yes peeps you can come and meet me
Claude Barbet has a stand there in the show itself…….alright
alright it’s not exactly my stand. But I will be
imagine it peeps you will be allowed!!! To come and fuss
me, give me treats and love and hug me. I will be signing
autographs and you can have your photograph taken with
good is that peeps!!
come on Claude who’s stand are you on”??
Barbet – THE Claude Barbet will be on (Drum roll)
Barbet Club of Great Britain Stand
peeps – now you have no excuse. Find me and hug
and leave me a treat
if you’re a Female French Barbet I will be especially
nice to you….ooh la la………Brad
Pitt – eat your heart out. You’ll stand no
chance against the French Love machine!!
then – after that enormous EGO display we can move
on to this……..
couple of weeks ago The Dearest One’s other half
had decided to dig a hole in the garden.
this was a big hole and I’ve no idea what he was
doing so I just hung around – as you do, to see
if there was any fun to be had.
wasn’t and although he threatened me a few times
and said things like
you don’t move you’ll be wearing this spade”
just ignored him spades are just not fashionable are they?
how do you wear a spade? Pathetic
“Oh come on, what can I do” “and
anyway that’s not doing much is it”
“put your back into it”
after this I was threatened again!!
hole opened up, filled with water and he found a newt
or two in it the following morning.
this was fun because he couldn’t catch one of them
and I thought to myself that this was a French newt. Devious,
crafty, smart and underwater!!!
moved the other one to the pond
then somehow he emptied the hole and found the elusive
newt and that too also went into the pond. Stupid newt
– he would never have caught me if I was a newt
go in there or I’ll turn you into newt” “you
so I jumped in and got a little muddy getting out!!!
he did some messing about in the hole with me removed
he started to fill it back in again.
that work to dig a hole to fill it again. The British,
I never understand them
“I’ll just stamp this bit down for you”
alert” I’m sure that’s a newt”
“are they black and have eight legs”
poo, it’s crawled onto my nose”
– human, do newts crawl onto your nose”?
that then” “So they don’t, and the creepy
black thing has gone and so will I”
you like my boots – they’re just like yours”!!!
was at it for hours and by the time I got back to him
he was still at it………Idiot
no idea what this was all about so I decided to give him
some motivation to get him to finish and throw the ball
or do something that I was interested in.
on come on” “put some effort into it”
“you’re nearly there”
then got a little bit silly as I was threatened again!!!
all started with the fact I was “Getting under his
legs” and words to that effect!!
it went to – “if you don’t move I will
bury you in that hole”
isn’t it, I try to help and the idiot can’t
even see that I’m still behind him. And that spade
just missed me peeps and I was far from impressed!!
can see the smug look on my face – er……..my
face is on the right hand side by the way!!
you like my boots?? The Dearest One didn’t and I
was showered when I went in!! And it was ALL his fault…………Grrrrrr
will NOT under any circumstances be at The Game Fair wearing
a spade nor my new boots!!
care out there peeps